哥伦比亚三星电影集团公司 荣誉出品
三星影业 出品
安德鲁·伯格曼 作品
尼古拉斯·凯奇
布里吉特·芳达
倾 城 佳 话
Once upon a time in New York, there was a cop named Charlie. 从前在纽约 有个警察叫查理
He was a very decent guy, as was his partner, Bo. 他是个正派人 他的搭档鲍也是
He was a good listener. 他是个很好的倾诉对象
He loved kids. 他喜欢小孩
He had patience and common sense. 他有耐心 也明辨事理
He was resourceful. 还很聪明
Come on, let's go. Watch your step. Come on, keep it moving. 来吧 小心看路 来吧来吧 别停下
Okay, people, let's go. Let's go. Come on, let me get through. 好了伙计们 大家动起来 来吧 让我过去
Let me get through now. Make way, come on. Step lively now, come on. 让我过去 让一让 好了 抓紧点走啊
He was just a good cop. 他是个不错的警察
Charlie lived happily in Queens, where he was born and had lived all of his life. 查理在皇后区土生土长 每天都过得很快乐
- Yo, Charlie. - Jesu. How are you? - 嗨 查理 - 嗨 苏 你好啊
- Kill anybody today? - Didn't even wound anybody. - 今天干掉谁了 - 连根毫毛都没伤害
Been really slow. 最近没什么大事
- You're not gonna see your wife? - No, she doesn't like me to surprise her at work. - 不想去看看你老婆吗 - 她不喜欢在工作的时候被打扰
Charlie was married to Muriel. She hated Queens. 查理和穆丽儿结了婚 她讨厌皇后区
I don't know. If he was a detective or an undercover cop... 我不明白 如果他是探长或是卧底警察
...at least he'd have decent clothes. 起码能穿得体面些
You know? But that's not for him. He's gotta wear the uniform. 知道吗 不过就算有了他也不会穿 他就爱穿制服
I feel for you, honey. Because you got driving ambition. 我能理解 亲爱的 你也不能对他要求太苛刻
I know. I never pushed him enough. 我知道 我从来不给他太大压力
If he was on the take, at least I'd say, "Okay. He has initiative." 如果哪天他受贿了 我倒会说 好啊 有进步
My sister was married to a cop for 10 years. It's a no-win situation. 我妹妹嫁给警察十年了 也没见个好
Either they're honest and you're broke, or they're crooks and they never come home. 要么他是老实的穷光蛋 要么是彻夜不归的骗子
So your sister, what did she do? 那你妹妹是怎么想的呢
She left the cop and married an electrician. That's your real money. 她和他离了婚 嫁了一个电气工程师 这才叫生财有道
I'm running out of patience. I tell you, I'm a person who needs money. 我都快没耐心了 告诉你 我就是那种拜金女
And then there was Yvonne, a waitress, who's about to get some terrible news. 再来看看这位叫伊芳的女招待 她马上就要得到坏消息了
Miss Biasi, according to your records here, you owe $12,000 on your MasterCard. 比亚西小姐 万事达信用卡的记录显示 你已经欠款一万两千美元
Your Honor, those charges were incurred by my ex-husband... 法官大人 这些钱都是我前夫花的
...Eddie Biasi, the actor, after I threw him out. 艾迪·比亚西是个演员 那时候我已经赶他走了
The bank is not aware of your divorce. 但是银行并不知道你们离婚
Because we're not divorced yet. But I told him, "You have to tear up the credit cards." 我们还没有办离婚 但我告诉过他 必须把债务还清
And he promised-- 他保证过
If you're not divorced yet, you're still liable for any and all debts your husband has incurred. 如果你们还没有离婚 你就有偿还债务的连带义务
But I am divorced in my heart. You know? I mean, and that's what counts. 我已经拿定主意离婚了 您明白我的意思吗 应该得到认可的
Legally, that's not what counts. 这在法律上得不到认可
But do you know how much it costs to get divorced? Have you ever been divorced? 您知道离婚要花多少钱吗 我是说您离过婚吗
Probably not. Probably not. Probably you haven't. 大概没有 当然没有 自然不会有的事儿
Probably you've had good luck your entire life. 好人自然有上帝保佑平安
Which is great. Which is the opposite of me. 而这点 我是正好相反
Miss Biasi, if the MasterCard is in your name, it's still your responsibility. 比亚西小姐 如果万事达信用卡是以你的名义办的 你就要负责
Listen, please. I came to New York from Pittsburgh five years ago, to be an actress. 拜托拜托 我五年前从匹兹堡来纽约 梦想当个演员
I had done "Our Town" in college. 大学里我演过『我们的小镇』
Let me tell you something. Played Emily. People were crying buckets. 我告诉您 我主演的爱米丽 观众都被感动得嚎啕大哭了
- I'm sure they were. - Will there be anything else? - 我确信他们会这样 - 还需要别的什么吗
So I come to New York, and I meet Eddie. 因此我来到纽约 后来我遇到了艾迪
Talk about the worst luck of all. Your Honor, he swept me off my feet. 告诉你什么叫倒霉吧 法官大人 开始的时候 他令我十分感动
He bought me flowers, he took me on taxi rides, and real restaurants. 他送我鲜花 带我兜风 请我去高档餐馆吃饭
With linen and wine and good lighting, you know? 有亚麻桌布 美酒和漂亮的灯饰 您能想象吗
Everything was so perfect, except he turned out to be this pathological liar. 一切都很完美 直到他变成一个病态的骗子
And I believed every word he said... 我居然相信了他说的每句话
...because I used to have all this faith in people. You know? 或许就是因为我太轻信别人了 您明白吗
So.... So, like, in short... 所以 所以 怎么说呢 简而言之
...what are my options here? 我还能有什么选择啊
「破产」
Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne all lived in a city... 查理 穆丽儿 伊芳生活在同一座城市里
...where people prayed for miracles every day. 这里的人们每天都盼望出现奇迹
Like winning the $64 million lottery. 比方说 买中六千四百万美元的彩票
My name is Angel. 我是安吉尔
The story you're about to see, well, it's pretty much all true. 下面你将要看到的故事 绝大部分是真实的
I had a dream last night. 我昨晚做梦了
I was playing a slot machine, and I got three cherries, but they wasn't cherries. 梦见玩老虎机 转到三个樱桃 然后 它们又不是樱桃了
They were my father's face, the face of my dead father. It's a sign. 它们变成了我死去的爸爸的笑脸 这是征兆
But you hated your father. 你不是讨厌你老爸么
Makes no difference I hated him. A sign is a sign. 没错 我是讨厌他 但征兆就是征兆
I know you think I'm nuts, but I tell you, we're gonna win. 我知道你认为我在扯淡 但我告诉你我们会中彩
I didn't say you were nuts. 我没说你在扯淡
I just said the odds of us winning the lottery are not overwhelming. 我只是说中彩的几率那是相当小
And you know what? It's okay. 你又不是不知道 挺简单的事
One bedroom in Queens is not my idea of living. 在皇后区 单居室的住房可不是我的目标
One bedroom in Queens is fine. 在皇后区 单居室已经挺好了
If we had kids.... If we had kids, it would be another story. 如果我们有孩子 孩子 那就另当别论了
- We don't have the money to have kids. - Of course we have the money to have kids. - 我们没钱养孩子 - 我们当然有钱养孩子
Cops have kids. Firemen have kids. 警察能养孩子 消防员也能养孩子
If only rich people had kids, there wouldn't be public schools. 如果只许有钱人养孩子 那还要公立学校干嘛
Charlie, just get the ticket this morning, please. 查理 你把彩票给我买了就行了 拜托
She gotta get real. You gotta tell her: 她还当真了 你应该明确告诉她
"I'm the man. I'm out here every day, getting it done... 作为老公 每天早出晚归辛苦工作 就为赚钱养家
...getting paid, bringing it home." You know what I'm saying? She gotta listen to you. 男人就那么好当吗 要让你老婆懂得这点
- You can't be serious. - It takes two minutes. - 你开玩笑吧 - 就等我两分钟
I'm starving, man. 我都快饿死了 伙计
- Hey, people, this is police business, step aside. - Bo, Bo. - 哎 各位 警察办案 大家靠边站 - 别 别这样
- It'll take two minutes. - Sorry. Sorry. - 只耽误两分钟 - 对不起 对不起
This is gonna take forever. Then the Burger King's another five blocks. 我们得永远呆在这儿啦 要吃巨无霸汉堡还得走五个街区
- So we'll eat across the street. We never went there. - What, that place? Oh, no. - 那就去马路对面那家餐厅 我们没去过那 - 什么 那地方 噢 不
- Where the hell were you? - I told you yesterday, Sal. - 你去什么鬼地方了 - 昨天告诉你了 萨尔
Five times. A personal matter, I couldn't help it. Hi, Carol. 说过五次了 个人私事 非去不可 嗨 卡洛尔
You are two hours late. It comes off your paycheck. 你迟到两小时 得从你工资里扣
What? Do you know how many sick days I have coming? 什么 你知道我还有多少天病假吗
You want a sick day, get sick. If you're healthy, you work. 如果你想请病假 就生病去 如果没病 你就得干活
Get me some coffee. 给我拿杯咖啡来
- On your head, sweetie pie. - Thanks. - 在你头上 小可爱 - 谢谢
- That guy sets a nice tone here, huh? - Yeah, like a drill sergeant. - 那家伙嘴皮挺会翻的 啊 - 是啊 像个魔鬼教官
Here we go. 咖啡来了
- You guys want some coffee? - Please. - 你们俩要咖啡吗 - 是的
Please. 咖啡
- You guys know what you want? - Cheeseburger deluxe, medium. - 你们想要点什么 - 奶酪汉堡 越橘汁松饼
And while I'm waiting, a blueberry muffin. 这会儿我想来份蓝莓松饼
All right. 好的
And you, officer? 你呢 警官
You recommend the lobster thermidor? 你要推荐龙虾大拼盘吗
That's really funny. I mean, I think I'm just gonna die laughing. 这真有趣 我是说 我都快笑死了
The kind of day I've had so far. I can't even tell you what a treat this is. 我一整天都没好事 这是我今天最好的享受了
You've had a bad day? 你今天过得很糟糕吗
- Call me when you're ready. - A meatball sandwich. - 想好了就叫我 - 一份肉丸三明治
Really. That's what I want. 是的 我就来这个
- Meatball? - Meatball. - 肉丸子 - 肉丸子
You are very brave, officer. 你还真敢吃这个啊 警官
She likes you. Yeah, she really likes you. 她喜欢你 真的
I was trying to cheer her up. 我只是想让她高兴起来
We got a store alarm on Spring Street and a naked man in traffic on Sullivan. 刚收到报告 有个裸体男人从商店跑到了街上
Well, I'm full. 好吧 我饱了
Shit, I'm gonna starve to death. 见鬼 我都快饿死了
- Your turn for the check. - Okay. - 这次你付账 - 行
- Miss, we gotta run, so we'll just take a check. - After that whole routine? - 小姐 我们得走了 要出去检查 - 办完所有事情才能吃饭吗
- When those radios go off.... - Where, where? Where did I--? - 指挥电台不再发布消息就行 - 哪儿 在哪儿 我放哪儿了
Thank you. 谢谢
All right, so that's two coffees plus taxes. Two even. 好吧 两杯咖啡加税 双人份额
Oh, jeez. I'm short. 噢 天呐 怎么没钱了
- Fine, officer. No charge. - No, I have the check. - 算了 警官 不记帐了 - 不行 我有付账的钱
I just don't have enough for a tip. 就是不够付小费的
- I'll live. - I can't not leave a tip. - 我能活下去 - 我可不能不给小费
So leave a tip. 那就给吧
A lottery ticket? 彩票如何
With my luck? Be serious. No. Go, get the cat out of the tree or whatever it is that you do. 就我这运气 别开玩笑了 赶紧走吧 去把树上的猫救下来吧 该干嘛干嘛去吧
No, that would be the Fire Department. 不 那是消防员的工作
- Come on, Charlie, let's go. - In a second. - 快点 查理 走啦 - 就一会儿
Listen, I got an idea. What's your name? 听着 我有个主意 你叫什么
Yvonne? Yvonne, I'm Charlie Lang, and we're partners. 伊芳 伊芳 我是查理·兰 我们现在是合伙人了
If this ticket wins, I'll come back tomorrow and split the proceeds. 如果我中彩了 我就回来分你一半的钱
If it doesn't, I'll still come back and leave you a tip. What do you think? 如果没中彩 我还是会回来补给你小费 你认为如何
- I think I'm never gonna see you again. - You'll see me tomorrow. - 我想我不会再见到你了 - 你明天会见到我的
- Well, I'll be here. - You've got a deal. - 好啊 我就在这 - 说定了
All right, five more minutes. 好了 再玩五分钟
- Charlie. - Yeah. - 查理 - 怎么啦
I ordered Chinese. Come up. 我叫了中餐 上来
- In a minute. - What, are you whipped? - 一分钟 - 你要挨老婆打了吗
No, I'm not whipped. I've got adult responsibilities. Next batter. 不 才不会 我只是尽尽成年人的责任而已 下一个击球手
Hey, batter, batter, batter. 嗨 击球 击球 击球
That's it. I'm out of here. Where's the ball? 漂亮 我出局了 球在哪儿
Jesu! 苏
I'm coming, Mom. 我来了 妈
- Are you whipped, Jesu? - It's my mother, there's no comparison. - 你要挨打了吗 苏 - 她是我老妈 没得商量
- See you tomorrow, kiddo. - Yeah. Night, Charlie. - 明天见 小子 - 晚安 查理
Did you, by any chance, have surgery last night? 昨天晚上你去做手术了吗
You mean these? No. No, this is just a prosthetic bra.... 你说这个吗 不 这只是个隐型胸罩
Charlie, come on. Don't do that next to me. That's disgusting. 查理 求你别在我面前干这个 恶心死了
- I'm just soaking my feet. - Please. - 我只是泡泡脚 - 不行
I just can't believe it's you. 不敢相信这真是你
Well, it's not. But it's gonna be. 是这样 不是因为你 而是它的功效
- Since when did this bother you? - Since now, okay? - 什么时候这也惹着你了 - 从现在开始 行吗
Oh, God! Charlie, now you're spilling water all over the place. 噢 上帝 你把水弄得到处都是
Maybe I should call the Red Cross. I'll tell them we're a federal disaster area. God! 我想我该叫红十字会 告诉他们 我们这儿是灾区
As a matter of fact, I have some a couple of sizes larger that I'll change into after work. 我有一些更大的 下班后我就戴它们
- Charlie. - What? - 查理 - 什么
You think I should get my boobs done? 你觉得我把胸部弄一下怎么样
- Done? - Yeah, you know, enlarged. - 弄什么 - 没错 你懂的 隆胸
So I could be like that. 感觉要好些
What, are you nuts? It seems so extreme. 什么 你疯了 这也太夸张了吧
- Forget it. - I just don't think you need it. - 就当我没说 - 我只是不懂你在想什么
Forget it. 行啦
Look, the problem is that I had to declare bankruptcy. 瞧 问题是我已经破产
My MasterCard got taken away. What I wanna know is when I'm gonna be able to get it back. 我的信用卡被拿走了 什么时候才能拿回来
What are my chances? 我有什么选择呢
- Under 15,000 a year? MasterCard. - Shall I speak to them? Love to. - 一年一万五千美元以下 信用卡 - 要我和他们说吗 好吧
Yeah? Well.... 嗯 是吗
Wait. I see. 等等 喔
Well, thank you. That's what I thought. 好 谢谢你 我也这么认为
- What did they say? - Slim to none. Those are my chances. - 他们怎么说 - 基本没可能 我是没机会了
Well, the lotto jackpot has grown to over $64 million. 乐透的头奖已经滚动到了六千四百万美元
We'll check the winning numbers when we return. 广告后我们再公布中奖号码
- You got the numbers wrong. - Wrong? - 你选错号码了 - 错了吗
- Our anniversary is on the 27th, not on the 26th. - We always celebrate on the 26th. - 我们的结婚纪念日是27号 不是26号 - 那为什么我们总是在26号庆祝呀
We got the license on the 26th. We got married on the 27th. 我们是26号办的手续 27号办的喜酒
- So why do we go out on the 26th? - I don't know, maybe it's custom. - 那我们为什么不在26号办喜酒 - 我不知道 也许因为什么风俗
Look, the fact is that I specifically told you our anniversary. 你看 事实上 我特别告诉了你准确的周年纪念日
To anybody with any sense in their heads, that means the day they got married. 任何人都会记得他们结婚的日子
- I am sorry, darling. - 26, 64, 84. - 对不起 亲爱的 - 26 64 84
Did he say 26? 他说26了吗
Those numbers, again, are... 重复一下中奖号码
6 12 16 26 64 84 ...6, 12, 16, 26, 64, 84.
- What? - We won. We got the jackpot. - 什么 - 我们中了 我们中了头奖
- That's unbelievable. - We're rich. We're rich. We're rich. - 令人难以相信 - 我们有钱了 有钱了 有钱了
- The jackpot? - We're rich, rich, rich. - 头奖吗 - 我们有钱了 有钱了 有钱了
- What are we having, honey? - BLT down with turkey bacon. - 我们有了什么 宝贝儿 - 奇迹随着烤火鸡降临
- Any Miracle Whip? - Of course I have Miracle Whip. - 奇迹突然从天而降 - 当然是奇迹突然从天而降
No matter how broke I am, there's just certain things, certain standards. 不论生活怎么变化 也只是某些事情 某些标准
You have to have things in your life that are stable, that are permanent, eternal. 你生命里必须拥有一些不变的东西 永远不变
- Oreos. Smuckers. - Exactly. - 夹心饼 脆饼 - 没错
- Thank you. - Will there be anything else? - 谢谢 - 还想要点什么吗
Will there be anything else? 还会有什么呢
There'll never be anything else. 不会再有什么了
God, I hate this. I feel bankrupt. 天啊 我讨厌这样 我心都凉了
What? 什么
Oh, God. A bowling team from Albany had the same numbers. 噢 上帝 奥尔巴尼保龄球队是同样的号码
- They get 9 million. - Why am I not surprised? - 他们分走了九百万 - 为什么我并不感到惊讶呢
- Well, how many are there on the team? - I don't know. Twelve guys is the average league. - 这个球队有多少人啊 - 我不清楚 大概有十二个人吧
Okay, well, do each of these guys get a piece, or do you consider them all as one? 好 他们是一人一份 还是整个球队算一份
Muriel, Muriel. The veins, they're bulging out of your neck. 穆丽儿 穆丽儿 青筋 从你脖子上暴出来了
You look like a psycho. 你看起来像是个疯婆子
What? All right. Yeah. 什么 那好 是吗
Oh, my God. Okay, the bowlers, thank God, they only count as one. 噢 我的上帝 那些球员 谢天谢地 他们只算一份
But that's 16 people that picked these numbers. Oh, God. 这还是有十六个人选了同样的号码 上帝呀
That only leaves us with... 我们只有十六分之一
...four million. 才四百万
We could live on that, right? 够我们生活了 对吧
Oh, yeah, yeah. 噢 是啊 是啊
We could live on less, even. 再少一点也足够了
Let's just pray to God that nobody else calls in, so we don't have to split it with them. 让我们祈祷别再有人掺合进来 这样就没人分我们的钱了
What? 怎么啦
What? 干嘛
What, Charlie? You're making me nervous. What? 怎么啦 你让我浑身不自在
Honey... 亲爱的
...I've got something to tell you. 我有句话要对你说
- A complete stranger? Charlie. - I owed her a tip. - 一个完全陌生的人 查理 - 我欠她小费
A tip? Two million dollars? Come on. 小费 两百万美元的小费 得了吧
I never thought we'd win, darling. I never thought we'd win. 我从来没想过我们会中彩 亲爱的
But we did win, just like I told you we were going to. 但我们确实中彩了 就像我说的
But if we'd used your numbers, we wouldn't have won. 但按你选的号码 我们根本就中不了
Don't do that. Don't do that, Charlie. Because you know and I know... 别这样 别这样 查理 你我都知道
...that in my dream, my dead father came to me through the slot machine. 我死去的父亲托梦给我了 通过老虎机 暗示我我会赢
And in his eyes there were dollar signs and a "4" in place of the pupil. 在他眼里有美元符号和4
Come on, Charlie. You wanna blemish his sacred memory? 好了 查理 你想亵渎我对父亲的怀念吗
That's ridiculous. He was a nut job, your father, he prayed to chickens. 太荒唐了 你爸是个怪人 他向鸡祷告
He wants us to have the 4 million. 他希望我们能有四百万
My God, do you think if he intended us to have half... 哎 你想想 如果他认为我们只该拿一半
...wouldn't there be a "2" instead of a "4" inside the eyeballs? 那应该是2 不会是4
It's not the right thing. 那样做不对
The right thing? Charlie, what the hell is that? 不对 查理 你在说什么鬼话
You've been doing the right thing your whole entire life for everybody else. 你一直在为别人做正确的事情
Just this once, please, do the right thing for us. 只要这一次 也为我们俩做一次正确的事情
I gave her my word. 我答应她了
Charlie.... 查理
- Honey, do you love me? - Of course I love you. - 老公 你爱我吗 - 我当然爱你
Then stiff her. Stiff her and smell the flowers. For me. 回绝她 回绝她 她不会察觉 就当是为我
- What would you do? - I'd buy the Knicks. - 如果是你会怎么做 - 买下尼克斯球队
I mean, about the girl. 我说的是那个姑娘
I'd take her to the Garden so she could watch me play. 我会带她去公园 让她看我打球
I'd start myself as a very small, round forward. 我会小心翼翼 然后转弯抹角给她建议
So you agree with Muriel, right? Giving her half is crazy? 这么说你同意穆丽儿的看法 分她一半的钱就是傻子
If I can't have the Knicks, I want those season tickets... 要是买不成球队 我也要买整个赛季的球票
...where you sit on the floor with Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee. And the waiters bring you food. 你就可以欣赏杰克·尼克尔森和斯派克·李 而服务生给你送上零食
- A promise is a promise. - And one of those stereo systems... - 说话得算数 - 是啊 弄套音响系统
...that you can hear in every room in your house. 你在家中房子里随便哪个角落都能听
You see, that way you don't have to be carrying around that boom box with you. 你瞧 这样你就用不着提着唱片机到处跑了
I could tell her I just won 5,000. I could do that. 我可以告诉她 我只中了五千块 我能做到这点
Yeah, yeah, you could. 是啊 是啊 你当然可以啦
So, what's that? Season tickets, stereo system, Mazda GL6? 这样如何 赛季套票 音响系统 马自达GL6
- I couldn't do that. I couldn't just lie like that. - A boat. I've never even been in a boat. - 我不能那样做 不应该说谎 - 游艇 我从没上过游艇
- Come on, are you listening to me? - I know you, man. You'll do the appropriate thing. - 你在听吗 - 我了解你 你会做你该做的事情
- Which is? - I don't know. That's your field. - 什么意思 - 我不知道 这是你的事儿
Okay. So we have tuna on whole wheat, one scrambled soft, toast crisp, tea with lemon. 来了 一条金枪鱼 嫩炒蛋 法式面包 柠檬茶
- Sugar's at your table. - Thanks. - 糖罐在你桌上 - 谢谢
- Everything okay here? Good, good. - Yeah, thanks. - 都还好吗 - 是啊 谢谢
Morning. 早上好
- You're back. - I said I'd be back. - 你还真来了 - 我说过我会回来
- Coffee? - No, thanks. Actually, I just wanted to-- - 咖啡 - 不用 谢谢 其实我来只是想
I really wanna apologize for yesterday. I was so rude. 我真的想为昨天的事道歉 我太粗鲁了
It's just that it was pretty much the worst day of my life, from start to finish. 但昨天我确实过得很糟糕 从早到晚
- Yvonne, let's go, wake up. - Impossible today. - 伊芳 快点 上菜 - 唠叨个没完
- I'm impossible? Yvonne's dreaming here. - Quit the socializing. - 我唠叨 伊芳还指望这儿呢 - 别说闲话
Don't go anywhere, I want to apologize to you in detail. 别急着走 我得向你道歉
Okay. Western for you, Walter. 好了 你的套餐来了 沃尔特
And for Timothy, some nice oatmeal like Mom used to make. 给你一些像你老妈做的麦片
My mother never made oatmeal in her life. My mother never made food in her life. 我老妈从来不做麦片 她这辈子都没做过饭
Bloody Marys, she made. White Russians.... 血色玛丽鸡尾酒她倒是做过 还有白俄罗斯
- But she had a great personality. - So did Imelda Marcos. - 但她挺有个性的 - 伊梅尔达·马科斯也一样
- Well, she produced a nice son, right? - You're okay, you know that? - 嗯 她生了个好儿子 不是吗 - 你很好 你知道吧
Eat. 慢用
- He's got it, huh? - Yeah, a couple of years. Come in twice a week. - 他得了艾滋 对吗 - 是啊 好几年了 一周来两次
He's really starting to go downhill, though, you know? In and out of the hospital.... 他的情况越来越糟了 你知道吗 从医院出来
What a world, huh? Really. 什么世道啊 真是的
Makes you wanna appreciate every moment, you know, not be petty or spiteful. 我们每时每刻都要庆幸自己还活着 而不是抱怨
- I know just what you mean. - Yvonne. - 我能理解你 - 伊芳
Speaking of which.... 说到这儿
What I have here is a check for $9.53. What I do not have is the $9.53. 我这有张九块五毛三的账单 但钱柜里却没有这九块五毛三
He went to get his wallet out of the car. He said-- 他说他到车里拿钱包去了
Never let them out the door. 绝不能让他们出门
- What am I running here, a soup kitchen? - I'm sorry. I made a mistake. - 你以为我是搞慈善的吗 - 对不起 我错了
You sure did, gorgeous. And the $9.53, it gets deducted from your check. Bring me some coffee. 当然是你的错 这九块五毛三从你工资里扣 给我拿杯咖啡来
Let me. 让我来
Enjoy. 慢用
Now, that's coffee. 这才叫咖啡呢
So, what'll it be? 嗯 我们刚才说到哪儿了
- They're actually.... They're right.... - Amazing, but true. - 他们确实 他们真的 - 真的很难得
We are all out of cantaloupe, and the grapefruit's all dried out, so.... 我们现在有哈密瓜 还有柚子 那么
No, I'm not hungry. 不 我不饿
The thing is, I got something for you. 我想说的是 想给你一样东西
- For me? - It's just, you know, a trifle. - 给我的 - 这只是个小东西
May I? 可以吗
It's one of those little strings that you connect to your glasses... 把这个小链子系在你的眼镜腿上
...so that they hang around your neck. 然后把眼镜挂在脖子上
And that way you'll know where they are. At all times. 这样你随时就会知道它们在哪儿了
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever gotten me. 这简直是我收到的最好的礼物
- I certainly hope not. - It's close. - 我都希望不是 - 差不多是
You sure that I can't get you anything? Like a coffee or tea? 你确定不吃点什么吗 咖啡要么
Decaf, please. I've reached my target heart rate for the day. 来杯不含咖啡因的吧 其实今天我心跳得太快了
Decaf it is. 不含咖啡因的
- So, you've had bad luck? - Unbelievable. - 呃 你运气不好吗 - 说出来你都不信
When I was 11, my dog died of parvo. 十一岁的时候 我养的小狗死于毒症
I still don't even know, to this day, what parvo is. 至今我仍然不知道那到底是什么毒症
I married the wrong man. I mean the wrong, by a lot, man. 我嫁错了人 我的意思是这个人毛病真多 我运气真不好
You know? 你能想象吗
Now I can't afford to get divorced. I mean, except for yesterday.... 现在 我负担不起离婚的费用 直到昨天
You know, I'm used to my luck. 知道吗 我已经习惯走霉运了
But yesterday, I actually went bankrupt before I came into work, which was.... 但昨天 我来上班前 刚被法院宣布破产
That's why I was so rude to you. 这就是为什么我对你态度不好
- You went bankrupt? - Yep. - 你破产了 - 是啊
- Look. From the officer. - That's sweet, honey. - 看 警官送的 - 真体贴 亲爱的
- Wait. - What? - 等等 - 什么
About our little agreement. 说一下我们的协议吧
Double the tip, or half of what I won in the lottery. 双倍小费 或是彩票奖金的一半
- That agreement. - How about we make it your choice. - 那个协议 - 由你任选一项
Door one, double the tip. Door two, half of what I won in the lottery. 选项一 双倍小费 选项二 彩票奖金的一半
My choice? Okay. 让我选 好吧
Whatever. I'll take door number two. I'll take half of the lottery. Pay up. 管它了 我选二 我要一半奖金 要现钱
- You're sure? - Positive. - 你确定 - 那当然
- I was hoping you'd say that. - I'll bet you were. Better luck next time, right? - 我也希望你选这个 - 我想也是 下次好运 彩票没中 对吧
Actually, we were.... We were pretty lucky. 其实 我们 我们这次运气就很好
- Really? Did you win something? - We won something. - 真的吗 你中了多少钱 - 我们中了多少钱
All right. We won something? What did we win? 好吧 我们中了多少钱
Four million dollars. 四百万美元
- Why are you doing this? - What? - 你干嘛这样 - 怎么了
This sick joke. 开这种可恶的玩笑
- No, it's not a joke. - This is not a joke? - 不 这不是玩笑 - 这不是开玩笑吗
- No. - No? What you're telling me.... - 不是 - 不是吗 你刚才说什么来着
What you're saying to me.... You really.... 你对我说什么 你真的
- What, you think I'd make this up? - Yes, yes, I do. - 怎么 你以为我想拿你寻开心吗 - 是的 我是那么想的
I'm not. We won. 我没有 我们中奖了
The lottery? The New York State--? The "lottery" lottery? 彩票 纽约州的 乐透彩票
The actual New York State lottery? Four million dollars? 真的是纽约乐透彩票 四百万美元
Yes, 4 million is our share. It happened last night. It would've been more... 是的 分到四百万 昨天晚上开的奖 原本可能更多
...except a bowling team from Albany called in... 但奥尔巴尼保龄球队也中彩了
...they took about 9 million out of the pot, but we won. 他们从奖池里分了九百万奖金 不管怎么说 我们还是中彩了
And you're telling me that you're actually going to split it with me? 你是说 你真要和我平分奖金
A promise is a promise. 说话得算数
Oh, my God. 噢 我的上帝呀
- You all right? - Oh, my God. - 你没事吧 - 噢 我的上帝呀
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 噢 我的上帝 噢 我的上帝 噢 我的上帝呀
I can't believe it. 我简直不敢相信
Now I know why all these bad things happened. I know why now. 现在我知道为什么我要经历那么多糟糕的事情了 现在我知道为什么了
It's so this stupendous, phenomenal, unbelievably great thing could happen to me. 这真是太不可思议了 令人难以置信的事情怎么可能发生在我身上
Because I had such bad, horrible, horrible luck before, no one would even mind. 因为我承受过如此多的晦气 太可怕了 这又算得了什么呢
Who wants ice cream on their pie? 谁要奶油冰淇淋
- I do! - Who wants pie? - 我要 - 谁要馅饼
Thank you. 谢谢你
Wait a minute. I can't accept this, can I? I mean.... 等一等 我不能接受这个 我不能
I can't accept this. I mean, I want to, so desperately I want to, but.... 我不能接受这个 我是说 我想 我非常期待 但是
But there's this part of me, this neurotic part of me-- 但是在我看来 在我看来
Accept it. 接受吧
- How can I? - Accept it. I want you to have it. - 我能吗 - 接受吧 我希望你接受它
- With all my heart. - Yvonne, take it. - 真心实意的 - 伊芳 接受吧
Muriel, $2 million is still an enormous amount of money. 穆丽儿 两百万也不是个小数目了
You should be committed to an insane asylum for the rest of your natural life. 你应该被送到精神病院关上一辈子 再也不让出来
They should put you in a straitjacket and take you to the loony bin... 他们应该给你穿上拘束病服
...on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera is always exposing. 然后把你送到被曝光的斯塔登岛疯人院去
Now, look, sweetheart, you weren't there. Okay? 你瞧 甜心 你当时不在场 好吗
This girl, she's got customers with AIDS, and she treats them like an angel. 她有个顾客得了艾滋病 但她仍像天使一样对待他
- She's got a boss from hell. - Why did you stop at half? - 而她的老板简直是从地狱来的 - 那你干嘛只给一半
Why didn't you just give her all the money? 你为什么不全都给她
- Would you get off my foot? - Look, we're doing the right thing. - 你别踩我的脚 - 你瞧 我们做的是正确的事情
You know what? The whole city will admire you. Everybody will know you. You'll be a celebrity. 你知道吗 整个城市都会钦佩你 大家都会认识你 你就成名人啦
Well, maybe I could get some commercial endorsements out of this. 好吧 也许我能因此成为某些商品的代言人
Absolutely. "Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 当然可以 穆丽儿·兰 一个有着金子般心肠的女人
You can endorse shampoos, conditioners... 你可以代言洗发香波 护发素
...nail polish, nail polish remover. 指甲油 洗甲水
"Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 穆丽儿·兰 一个有着金子般心肠的女人
Well, I'd better get something out of this. 好 我得从这件事上得到些什么
- Bowling for dollars. Bowling for dollars. - I want my check, Harry. - 打保龄赢美元 打保龄赢美元 - 我要领我的支票 哈利
I want my check. 我要领我的支票
Some of New York's luckiest people gathered here in midtown Manhattan... 纽约最幸运的人们 现在聚集在曼哈顿
..here to stake their claim in the state's $64 million lotto jackpot. 来领取他们高达六千四百万美元的乐透彩票大奖
So you promised Miss Biasi if your ticket came in, you'd split it? 于是你就承诺分给比亚西小姐一半的钱吗
That's right. As a tip. 对 就当是小费
As a tip? Hey. We got a cop that gave a waitress a $2 million tip. 作为小费 我们采访到一位警察给了女招待两百万美元的小费
We're gonna open our own bowling alley. 我们正打算开我们自己的保龄球俱乐部
- You insulted the guy. - I insulted the guy? Next time, you talk. - 你把他惹恼了 - 我把他惹恼了吗 那下次你说得了
- I'd like a little cottage in the country. - Excuse me. - 我想在乡下买个小别墅 - 对不起
- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Mrs. Lang, how do you feel? - 对不起 对不起 - 兰太太 谈谈你的感受
- I'm Mrs. Lang. - Mrs. Lang? You're Mrs. Lang. - 我才是兰太太 - 兰太太 你是兰太太
Oh, my God. Here. These are for you. 噢 我的上帝 这里 这些是给您的
What an incredible woman you are to give $2 million... 你真是难以置信的好女人 居然分了两百万美元
- ...to someone you don't even know. - You have no idea. - 给一个你不认识的人 - 你完全想象不到
Mrs. Lang, do you have any trouble with the fact your husband split $4 million with a stranger? 兰太太 兰太太 你介意你丈夫和一个陌生人平分这四百万奖金吗
Not at all. In the beauty parlor that I work, I've always been known as... 一点也不 在我的理发店 我总是被称为
...Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold. 穆丽儿·兰 一个有着金子般心肠的女人
And if there are any sponsors out there, like Denorex... 如果这里有人要做广告 比方说德拉瑞思洗发水
...which I personally use, you know, because the air in my-- 正好是我用的那种 因为
Guys! 诸位
We've got to get the winners together for a group picture. 我们现在要为中奖者拍一张合影照
- Miss Biasi, what are you gonna do with the money? - A new car? Bigger apartment? - 比亚西小姐 这些钱你怎么花呢 - 买一辆新车 还是买更大的房子
I haven't thought about it yet. It's so unexpected, you know? 我还没想过 事情发生的太突然了
Well, a promise is a promise. 说话得算数 这没什么
Muriel Lang, woman with the heart of gold. 穆丽儿·兰 一个有着金子般心肠的女人
Oh, actress briefly, but it didn't work out. 噢 我以前做过演员 但不太成功
Denorex. Works out each individual dandruff. 德拉瑞思洗发水 能清除每一个人的头皮屑
- Officer Lang, you gonna stay on the force? - I'm gonna buy the force. - 兰警官 你还会留在警察局工作吗 - 我会把警察局买下来
- Yvonne? - So it's "Yvonne" already? - 伊芳 - 开一家伊芳餐馆 已经想好了
- Is this the biggest tip you've ever received? - Definitely. - 这是你收到最多的一笔小费吧 - 那当然
Muriel. 穆丽儿
- Have you ever won anything before? - Never. - 你以前中过奖吗 - 从来没有
- Never. - Big smile, everybody. - 从来没有 - 大家都笑得开心点
「警察给了女招待两百万美元小费」
Come on, she has no taste. That outfit, it looked like it came from the '60s. 她没有一点品位 那装扮 看起来像六十年代似的
I thought she looked just fine. 我觉得她看上去挺朴素的
She's not flashy. She's just a waitress. 她只是个女招待 干嘛打扮得花枝招展的
Beauty is my business, defer to my judgment, okay? 我是做美容的 相信我的判断 行吗
My God, it's Bendel's. Oh, honey, what a feeling it is to come here with money. 噢 上帝呀 班德斯名品店 亲爱的 有钱来这儿是真是太好了
God bless you. 上帝保佑你们 「我是盲人 退伍老兵 请帮帮我」
Would you stop giving it away to every bum on the street. 不要随便给乞丐钱好不好
God bless you. 上帝保佑你
- Now I'm happy. - I'm glad, sweetheart. - 现在我真的很高兴 - 我也很高兴 亲爱的
- Now I'm at peace with myself. -I'm glad, sweetheart. - 现在我终于心满意足了 - 我也为你高兴 亲爱的
Just a quick stop at Tiffany's, and I'll be born again. 再去蒂凡尼珠宝店逛一下 那样我就重生了
Fur's for animals, not for people. 皮毛是动物的 人类不应该穿着
Excuse me. 对不起
This is Eleanor Smith of MasterCard credit services. 我是万事达信用卡服务中心的埃莉诺·史密斯
We're calling with the happy news that you are now eligible... 我们通知您一个好消息
...Miss Yvonne Biasi, for a $20,000 line of credit. 伊芳·比亚西小姐已经被授予两万美元的信用额度
Please call me at 1-800-555-2000. 若有需要 请拨打电话1-800-555-2000
- I've died and gone to heaven. - Hi, Yvonne, congratulations on winning. - 高兴死了 像到了天堂 - 嗨 伊芳 祝贺你获奖
My name is Paul, and I'd like you to spank my tushy with a wire brush. 我是保罗 我想让你用电线抽我屁股
Oh, my God. That's disgusting. 噢 上帝呀 真恶心
I've got to change my number. 看来我得换电话号码了
Hello, this is Yvonne. At the beep, please leave a message. 你好 我是伊芳 请在哔声后留言
Hello? Sweetheart? 喂 亲爱的
I'll bet you're there. 我打赌你在家
I know, I know. You're mad at me because I emptied the checking account. 我知道 我知道你因为我花光了钱很生我的气
- But, baby, I can explain. - Stay out of my life, Eddie. - 但是 宝贝儿 我可以解释 - 滚出我的生活 艾迪
You are there. Hi, baby. 你果然在家 嗨 宝贝儿
The only reason you're calling is you read about me and the lottery. 你打电话来 就是为了我的彩票奖金吧
- You want a piece of it. - What? You won something? - 你休想 - 什么 你中彩了吗
- Die. - No, baby. I'm serious. - 去死吧 - 别 宝贝儿 我说正经的
I've been out of town. What, the lottery, you said? That's fabulous. 我在城外 你说你中彩啦 这太好了
You did good? 你中了多少钱
I did all right. 还不错
Well, that's great, baby. Nobody deserves it more. I mean that. 那太好了 宝贝儿 没有人比你更应该中奖 我说真的
From the bottom of my heart. 这可是我的真心话
- Hello? - Please don't ever call me again. - 喂 - 不要再给我打电话了
- So when are you retiring? - I'm not retiring. - 你打算什么时候退休 - 我没打算退休
- Yeah, right. - I'm not retiring. Get off my case. - 是吗 别逗了 - 我不打算退休 这是我的真实想法
Where's that sense of humor? 你的幽默感去哪儿啦
What would you do? Three in the morning, a guy calls... 你会怎么做 半夜三点有个家伙打电话来
...says he's holding a Luger to his head... 说他拿枪顶着脑袋
...unless you give him $1,000 he's pulling the trigger. 说除非你给他一千美元 否则他就扣动扳机
If he called me at 3:00 in the morning, I'd tell him to go ahead. 如果他半夜三点打给我 我就告诉他 随你的便
- That really happen? - Last night. This lottery thing.... - 真有这种事吗 - 就在昨天晚上 都是彩票引起的
From one day to the next, you become this other person. 明天又会有个什么人 以什么理由冒出来
- It's just weird. - I feel bad for you, baby. - 太烦人了 - 我真同情你 伙计
I'm not badmouthing it, all right? I'm just saying, it's an adjustment. 我没说中奖不好 我只是说有点烦 暂时不适应
Sun. How are things in the mysterious East? 桑 你这神秘东方人 生意怎么样
- Very good. Very busy. - No unjustified price increases? - 很好 非常忙 - 没有非法涨价吧
No, no, no. Never. 不 没有 没有 从来没有
Good. Two coffees, one regular, one light. 很好 两杯咖啡 一杯普通的 一杯淡的
- How's the wife? - She has the flu. - 你太太还好吗 - 她感冒了
I'm sorry to hear that. 听到我很难过
On the house. 算我请客
- Thank you. - Thank you. That's very sweet of you. - 谢谢惠顾 - 得谢谢你 太客气了
Down there, make a right. 往前走 向右拐
Our favorite Korean is getting robbed right now. 我们最喜欢的韩国人被人打劫了
You serious? 你说真的吗
First he tells me his wife has the flu. 首先 他说他老婆感冒了
Oh, man, that bitch would work if she was dead. 噢 老兄 这个疯婆娘除非死了她才不工作
- Then he gives me coffee for free. - Shit. He is getting robbed. How do we play it? - 然后 他给了我咖啡却没有收钱 - 见鬼 他被打劫了 我们怎么办
Stay out front so they can see you. I'll go through the basement. 站得远点 让他们可以看到你 我从地下室进去
- Don't be a hero. - Don't worry. Call for some back-up. - 别逞能 - 放心 请求增援
Faster. 快点
Faster! 快点
- Nobody moves. - Come on! - 都站着别动 - 快拿过来
A carton of Virginia Slims. 拿盒维吉尼亚香烟来
That cop's just sitting out there. 那个警察就在外面
Don't worry about the cop. 别管那警察
What was that? 什么声音
Come here. Watch him. 到这儿来 注意警察
Come on, let's go. Come on, pal. Move. 走吧 该走了 快点 伙计 走啊
- What's back through there? - Nothing. No entrance. - 后面是什么声音 - 没什么 没入口
- What about that door? - Empty. Basement. Just rats. - 那门怎么回事儿 - 是空的 是地下室 只有老鼠
- Rats? -Big ones. - 老鼠 - 大老鼠
I hate rats. Don't you keep this place clean? 我最讨厌老鼠 为什么不清理干净
Nobody move. Nobody! 谁都别动 不许动
What's with this cop? 那警察在干嘛
He's got nothing better to do than write tickets? 他什么都不会 只会开罚单
With all the crime in this city? 哪管得了纽约这么多犯罪
- What do we do? - Wait till he leaves. - 我们怎么办 - 等到他离开
- What if he doesn't leave, then what? - He'll leave. Just shut up. - 如果他不走的话 又怎么办 - 他会走的 闭嘴
Honey, you all right? 老婆 老婆 你怎么啦
- What's the matter with her? - I think she's having a heart attack. - 她怎么回事 - 她大概是犯心脏病了
- Shut up. - Call a doctor. - 闭嘴 - 快叫医生
I'm the doctor here, honey. 在这儿我就是医生
Shit. 见鬼
Come on. Get up, Charlie. Get up, man. You all right? 起来 起来 查理 起来 老兄你没事吧
Get inside, inside, there's another one inside. 进去 里面 还有个家伙在里面
Get in. There's another one inside. 进去 还有个家伙在里面
Come on, Charlie, get up, man. You all right, man? 起来 查理 起来 老兄 你还行吗 老兄
- Why didn't you just shoot this asshole? - Too many customers. - 你干嘛不对这个混蛋开枪啊 - 店里面人太多了
- You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm great. - 你还好吗 老兄 - 我还好
Oh, man, you got shot. 噢 老兄 你中枪了
「彩票警察勇斗劫犯」
His heroism saved lives and prevented injuries, though not to himself. 他英勇地行为挽救了生命 并且防止更多无辜人员受伤 除了他自己
And certainly not to the criminals he stopped. 他坚决的制止了犯罪份子
So I give to Officer Charles Lang this citation for bravery... 所以 我现在授予查理·兰警官英勇奖章
...and wish him a quick recovery. Officer. 并且祝他尽快康复 警官
Thank you very much. 非常感谢
I guess this bullet was fate telling me to take it easy for a while. 我想这颗子弹告诉我 可以放松一段时间了 这是命运
At least, that's what my wife says. 这是我太太说的
I love being a cop, lottery or no lottery. 我喜欢做警察 不论怎样
I think it's the most important job in the world. 我认为这是世上最重要的工作
So I'd like to announce that I'll be donating $10,000... 所以我决定给警察遗属抚恤基金会
...to the Policemen's Widows' Fund. 捐赠一万美元
Thanks a lot. 非常感谢
Charlie, you're too young to be hanging around here like an old man. 查理 你很年轻 可不能像老头儿一样 赖在这儿闲逛
Hey, I'm injured. Don't you read the papers? Hero cop? 喂 我受伤了 你没看报纸吗 关于英雄警察的
- If you're such a hero, play ball with one hand. - If I could, I would. - 像你这样的英雄 一只手也能玩球 - 如果可以的话 我也想试试
- See you. - Yeah, see you later. - 再见 - 嗯 一会儿见
- Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon. - 下午好 先生 - 下午好
- This looks like Beirut. - Isn't it great? - 这儿看起来像贝鲁特似的 - 不错吧
Oh, honey. 噢 老公
The building's going co-op next year, then we'll have a six-room apartment to sell. 这里明年就要开发了 到时候我们将有六个房间的公寓卖出去
- Mr. Patel told me. - Who? - 帕特尔先生告诉我的 - 谁
Mr. Patel. Hi, I'm your accountant. Hello, pleased to meet you. 帕特尔先生 我是你的会计师 你好 很高兴见到你
By the way, all the very best on your new fortune. 顺便说说 正常情况下你们的未来前景非常好
Thank you. 谢谢
He says that we can make $100,000, pure profit, on this apartment. 他说 这套公寓我们可能净赚十万美元
Minimum. 保守估计
And then we'll beat the state and city taxes if we move to Jersey within the year. 如果我们一年内搬到新泽西 那就连税务都免了
- But I don't wanna live in Jersey. I wanna stay here. - And do what? Play stickball? - 等等 我不想去新泽西 我想待在这里 - 留下来干嘛 打棒球啊
It's the architect. Excuse me. 建筑师打来的 抱歉
- Where's my chair? - I gave it to Goodwill. - 我的椅子在哪儿 - 我把它捐了
But you know I love that chair. You could have asked me. 你知道我很喜欢它 连问都不问我
Why should I? You're the one that loves to give everything away. 为什么要问 反正你喜欢到处施舍
Women. Who can live with them? And without them? 女人 谁能和她们一起生活 谁又能没有她们
What? 什么
- Gray's Antiques had another break-in. - Again? - 格雷的古董店又被盗了 - 又被盗了吗
Yeah. Two brothers walked off with a Biedermeier chest. 是啊 俩兄弟溜进去偷了一件比德迈盔甲
Then Gray says to me, "How could some black guys know how much this is worth?" 格雷说 黑人怎么可能了解它的价值呢
- Oh, come on. He said that? - Yeah. To me. - 不会吧 他这样说的吗 - 是啊 当着我的面说的
What did you say? 那你怎么说的
I said, "I guess they subscribe to the African-American Antiques Newsletter." 我说 我想他们大概会向美国非洲古董协会咨询
He pissed me off. 他很生我的气
- I miss you, man. - I'm going out of my mind. - 我挺想你的 伙计 - 我现在脑子一片空白
This is like hell. 这生活就像地狱似的
My house is a wreck, and I got nothing to do.... 我的房子在装修 没我什么事
Well, that's retirement. 其实 这就是退休生活
- Well. "Yvonne's." - She bought it a couple of weeks ago. - 噢 伊芳餐馆 - 她几个星期前买下的
Good for her. 对她来说不错
- Can I get you anything else? - Tea, please. - 还需要些什么 - 茶 谢谢
Okay. 好的
- Eight wants tea. - Okay. - 八号桌要杯茶 - 好的
- How's the soup? - Not enough basil. - 汤怎么样 - 不怎么样
You're kidding me. I'll see what I can do. 你开玩笑吧 我看看能做些什么
- Go in. Say hello. - Forget it, she's busy. - 进去吧 打个招呼 - 算了 她挺忙的
Come on, man. I know you're dying to go in there. 得了 伙计 我知道你想进去
No, I've got to get home. By the way, I got you something. 不 我得回家 对了 我给你带了样东西
- Season tickets to the Knicks. - Oh, shit! - 纽约尼克斯队的赛季套票 - 噢 天呐
- They're not on the floor-- - Knicks tickets, man? For me? - 不是最前排的 - 尼克斯队的 老兄 给我的吗
You gotta be really somebody to get them on the floor. 你得是大人物才能坐在前排
Don't worry about that, give me some. 没关系 拥抱一下
- I gotta go home. - Knicks tickets. - 我该回家了 - 尼克斯队的票
- Man, oh, man. Seat 7. - I'm glad she's doing well. - 老兄 够朋友 七号座 - 看到她很好 我也很高兴
I don't know why you had to bring this coat. It's a warm night. 我不懂你为什么要带大衣来 晚上挺暖和的
Maybe I'll get a chill later. Just hold it. 也许过一会儿我会冷 拿好吧
- There certainly are a lot of people here. - Isn't it great? - 这里人真多啊 - 不错吧
I feel like we're at the Academy Awards. 感觉就像参加奥斯卡颁奖典礼
- Thank you. - I'm going to go circulate. - 谢谢 - 我去转一转
Okay, sweetheart. 好的 宝贝儿
- Here's your lipstick. - Oh, thanks. - 这是你的唇膏 - 噢 谢谢
I won $55 million, and increased my net worth by 40 percent... 我赚了五千五百万美元 并且让我的净资产增加了百分之四十
...through a variety of well-chosen mutual funds. 因为我选对了共有基金
- Forty percent? - At virtually no risk. - 百分之四十 - 几乎没有风险
S & L funds, Biotech funds. Gold funds, they were a disaster. S & L基金 生物工程基金 黄金基金 它们都是垃圾
Stay away from those. 离这些远一点
Oh, I will. What do you think about Treasury Bills? 噢 我会的 你认为国库券怎么样
Well, they're for little old ladies. Which you certainly are not. 呃 它们是给小老太太玩的 你显然不是
Aren't you a tiger. 你可真是头猛兽
How can you not have change for 20 dollars? 为什么你不能找开二十美元
It's just not possible. You drive all day. 不可能啊 你整天都在开车
- We go get change. - No, we cannot go get change. - 我们去找人换零钱 - 不 我们不能去找人换零钱
You have to break this. 那你得换开
Hi. 嗨
Well, hi. Hi. Can you break a 20? 噢 你好 你好 你能找开二十块零钱吗
Repeat after me: "Keep the change." 你应该说 零钱不用找了
- "Keep the change." - Thank you. - 零钱不用找了 - 谢谢
Thank you. 谢谢
- Oh my God, the boat. - Oh, no. Wait. - 噢 我的上帝 船开了 - 噢 不 等等
Wait! 等等
I suppose your wife is.... 我想你太太是在
She's in her element. Stockbrokers, CPAs, she'll probably have the time of her life. 她跟她那一伙人在一起 股票经纪人 会计师 她喜欢和这些人在一起
- What about you? - I hate boats. - 你怎么办呢 - 我不喜欢船
You wanna know the truth? I'm relieved. 其实 这下正好 我可以不去了
- I think this is sturgeon. - This is definitely not sturgeon. - 我想这是条鲟鱼 - 显然不是
- It's just like velvet. - Scottish salmon. The very best. - 这就像天鹅绒 - 苏格兰三文鱼 上等货色
More champagne? 再来点香槟
- For pretentious California, it's not half bad. - You're not kidding. California? - 产自自命不凡的加利福尼亚 不错哦 - 你不是开玩笑吧 加利福尼亚
Could have fooled me. 愚弄我吧
- Oh, God. This is living. - And it's just beginning. - 噢 上帝 这才是生活 - 这才刚刚开始
- You can say that again. - And it's just beginning. - 你能再说一遍吗 - 这才刚刚开始
Very good. 感觉真好
Thank you. 谢谢你
It's a pleasure to have you here. Can I get you a cocktail? Or some champagne, perhaps? 为您服务非常荣幸 要鸡尾酒 还是香槟 或者
- Champagne? Champagne. - Very good. - 香槟好吗 香槟 - 很好
- Thank you. - Thank you. - 谢谢 - 谢谢
- You decided not to become an actress? - Yeah. I decided to become a waitress. - 所以你决定不再做女演员了 - 是啊 我决定做女招待
I had the "tress" part right. 我选择了正确的女性职业
- And I was a great waitress. - The "tress" part. - 我是个相当好的女招待 - 是啊 你做得很好
I saw you bought the place. 我看到你买了那个地方
You saw? 你看到了
- I passed by the other day. - And you didn't come in? - 有一天我从门口经过 - 那你怎么不进来
Well, I.... I don't know, I just.... I figured you were busy. 呃 我 我不知道 我只是 我想你肯定很忙
Please, you have to come in, you have to. You have to see what I did. 你呀 你真应该进来 看看我怎么做的
I established a table with your name on it, for people who couldn't afford a meal. 我还弄了一张以你的名字命名的饭桌 免费招待那些没有钱的人
No. 是吗
Of course. After what you did. Of course. 当然 在你做了那些事情之后 当然是的
What I did? I made a promise and I kept it, period. 我做什么了 我只是履行了诺言 我一直都这样
Most people would've done the same. 大多数人都会这样做
Nobody would've done the same. 没有人会这样做
Are you kidding? What you did was like a fairy tale. 你开玩笑呢 你所做的就像是一个童话
And everyone gets to live happily ever after? 然后每个人都幸福快乐地生活着
- Well, that's a hopeful sight. - You think? - 噢 这真是幸福的一对 - 你这么看吗
I don't know. 我不知道
I always wonder, what's in store for them? 我总是想知道 他们准备好了吗
Are they gonna be happy? 他们会得到幸福吗
I mean, if she puts on 50 pounds or something, will he love her anyway? 我的意思是 假如她胖上五十磅 他还会爱她吗
- How long were you married? - Three years. - 你结婚几年了 - 三年了
To an actor named Eddie. 嫁了一个叫艾迪的演员
Who suggested that if we had a child, we name him Al Pacino. 他还提议如果我们有了孩子 就取名叫艾尔·帕西诺
- Al Pacino Biasi. - Come on. - 艾尔·帕西诺·比亚西 - 别逗了
That's what I said. 我也这么想
Muriel and I met in high school, in one of those cooking classes... 穆丽儿和我是在高中的时候认识的 在一堂烹饪课上
...where all the guys dress up like Chef Boyardee. 在那所有人都穿得像厨子
And you figure any minute, there's gonna be a fire drill. 每分钟 都像是消防演习
And you're all outside in your aprons? 然后你就穿着围裙逃到外面啦
Exactly. Even now, thinking about it, I get chills. 没错 直到现在 想起来都会打哆嗦
Anyhow, we started dating, and.... 总之 后来我们开始约会 而且
Muriel was the first girl I ever.... 穆丽儿是我的初恋
- Really? - Yeah. - 真的吗 - 真的
- Well, that's sweet. - I guess. - 噢 真甜蜜 - 我想是的
We went down to the marriage-license bureau, and I remember, there was this other couple there. 然后我们就一起去了婚姻许可登记处 那里还有其它情侣
They were Orthodox Jews. It was an arranged marriage. 他们是东正教犹太人 还是包办婚姻
An arranged marriage? 包办婚姻
They weren't allowed to see each other. They were surrounded by their families. 之前夫妻双方都不准见面 他们都被亲人围着
They couldn't get a glimpse of each other. 连互相瞥一眼都不可能
And I remember thinking, "My God. They don't even know if they're attracted to each other. 我就想 我的上帝 他们甚至不知道自己是否吸引对方
They don't even know if they've got anything to talk about with each other." 他们甚至不知道是否有共同的话题
And here it is, ten years later, and I bet they're happily married with six cute little kids. 然后 十年过去了 我敢打赌 他们现在有六个可爱的小孩 幸福地生活在一起
But Muriel and I have nothing to say to one another. I don't know what happened. 但是穆丽儿和我 现在没话可说了 我不知道怎么了
It's like we're on two different channels now. I'm CNN, she's the Home Shopping Network. 就像我们是两个不同的频道 我是CNN新闻频道 她是家庭购物频道
How would you feel about dancing? 我们跳一曲 怎么样
Oh, I'd be in favor of it. 噢 我很乐意
When I was a rookie, I had the night shift, and I felt like an explorer. 我还是个新手的时候常值夜班 那时候 我感觉像在探险
Because there's this whole other city that goes on all night long. 整个纽约 是座不夜城
- Am I talking incessantly? - Yes. - 我是不是有点儿唠叨 - 是啊
But I like it. I myself am a talker. 但我喜欢 我自己就比较唠叨
So, I don't know. 所以 没什么
It's nice to meet somebody who you can just talk with, you know, and hang with. 我喜欢跟那些谈得来的人一起聊聊天散散步
Look, here's the thing. I'm free all the time, basically. 你瞧 这刚好 我现在基本上每天都闲着
So if there's anything you ever wanna do during the day... 所以 如果你想做点什么或是想聊天的话
- ...or you're alone and you don't wanna be.... - Really? - 或是你独自一人什么也不想干的时候 - 真的吗
- Sure. - How about tomorrow? - 当然 - 明天怎么样
Tomorrow? 明天
- Too soon? - No, not at all. - 太快了吗 - 不 一点也不
Okay, great. Okay. So, I'll have Carol watch the register... 好 太棒了 好吧 我让卡洛儿看着店
...and you could come by, pick me up at noon? 中午你就来接我 行吗
I'll be there. 我会来的
- Okay. - All right. - 好啊 - 那就说定了
Thank you. 谢谢
- Good night. - Good night. - 晚安 - 晚安
Hi. Weirdest thing happened. I thought I'd dropped my wallet outside. 嗨 不可思议 我以为钱包掉在外面了
Weirdest thing happened. I came outside because I was feeling a little seasick. 不可思议 我觉得有点晕船就到外面来了
Weirdest thing happened. 真是不可思议
I have some wonderful ideas. 我有一些好点子
- Specifically with you in mind. - Hi. - 如果你真想 - 嗨
Weirdest thing happened. 真是奇怪了
Wasn't the veal fabulous? 牛肉怎么样
Fabulous. That was what was so weird. I didn't expect veal. I expected chicken. 好极了 真奇怪 我不怎么喜欢牛肉 我更喜欢鸡肉
I would have come sit with you, but Mr. Gross here.... 我本来是要找你的 但格罗斯先生在这里
- Jack Gross. - My pleasure. - 杰克·格罗斯 - 很高兴认识你
Pleased to meet you, officer. 很高兴认识你 警官
Charlie, he's going to help us develop an economic strategy. 查理 他说要帮我们赚钱
- What a great idea. - You have some girl here, officer. Smart. - 好主意 - 是你太太提出的 警官 她很聪明
Beautiful. And she knows what she wants. 而且漂亮 她知道自己想要的东西
- See? - I agree. - 看到了吧 - 我同意
Thank you very much for a very stimulating evening, Mr. Gross. 非常感谢你 今晚你令我大开眼界 格罗斯先生
My pleasure. 这是我的荣幸
- If you ever need any advice, either of you.... - I will be calling. - 如果你需要什么建议 无论你 - 我会打给你的
- Well, ready? - Sure. - 好吗 - 当然
Come on, let's get upstairs. I gotta get my coat. 走吧 我们上楼去拿我的大衣
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - 再见 - 再见
Oh, no. 噢 不行
- You're doing great. - I never had great balance. - 你做得不错 - 我从来掌握不好平衡
I tried skiing once. They threw me off the Peter Rabbit slope. 我试过滑雪 结果从皮特兔子斜坡上摔了下来
- You gotta bend your knees. That's your problem. - That's one of them. - 注意弯曲膝盖 问题就在这儿 - 这只是其中一个毛病
So now, there's a little bit of a hill here, so you might want to watch it, so don't-- 小心 这里有个小坡 你要注意 别
- Slow down. - I can't slow down. - 减速 - 我慢不下来
- Sure you can. - Sure I can-- I can't. - 你行的 - 我行的 我不行
- Charlie, turn. - Okay. - 查理 转弯 - 我知道
- Are you okay? - Fine. - 你还好吧 - 很好
I mean, I'll probably catch leprosy from the water, but otherwise I'm okay. 我也许会因为浸水而得上麻风病 不过 此外就没事了
So I guess this is it for you and rollerblading? 我想你是再也不想溜旱冰了
I would have to say yes. 我刚想说来着
Okay, your turn. What next? What do you want to do? 好了 轮到你了 下面你打算干嘛
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Charlie Lang, and I've just won the lottery. 女士们先生们 我是查理·兰 我买彩票中了奖
Tonight's ride home is on me and Miss Yvonne Biasi. 今晚乘车 由我和伊芳·比亚西小姐 为大家买票
- What's going on? - The cop and the waitress are treating everybody. - 出什么事了 - 警察和女招待请大家免费乘车
-This is going to be hard to top. - I'll top it. - 没有比这更好的事了 - 我能想到更好的
The time is now 5:16 p.m. Thank you for riding with the New York Transit Authority. 现在的时间是下午五点十六分 感谢您搭乘纽约交通管理局地铁
Welcome to Charlie Lang, Yvonne Biasi... 欢迎查理·兰 伊芳·比亚西
...Officer Bo Williams... 鲍·威廉姆斯警官
...and all the kids from Woodside, Queens. 和每一个来自皇后区附近的小朋友们
I know, I know. I'm trying. 我知道 我知道 我再试试
Out of there! 冲过去
Third base! 三垒
Out of there! 达阵
Good one. 好球
- Go. - All right. - 跳 - 对啦
- Come on. - Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. - 好了 - 查理 查理 查理 查理
Okay. Well, hey. Hey! 好了 好了 嗨 嗨
It was a great day. It was a great day for me too. 今天真棒 对我来说也是
- What the hell is she doing? - She's pissed, whatever she's doing. - 她这是在干什么 - 她生气了 她什么都不顾了
Muriel. 穆丽儿
Muriel! 穆丽儿
- Congratulations, Mr. Token Man. - Oh, God. - 祝贺你 车票先生 - 噢 上帝
「乐透彩票罗宾汉」
- Honey, I'm home. - No. No, you have to leave. - 亲爱的 我回来了 - 不行 不行 你给我出去
These are fantastic. 这个太好吃了
- Stop eating my macadamia nuts. - Give me a kiss. - 不许吃我的澳洲胡桃仁 - 吻我一下
No. No, I'm serious, I'm serious. 不 不 我是认真的 我可是认真的
- You can't stay here. Out. - Why? You expecting company? - 你给我出去 滚出去 - 为什么 你在等情人吗
- No. No. - No? - 没有 没有 - 不会吧
Not Officer Krupke, the saintly cop? 不会是那个高尚的圣人警察吧
There's nothing going on between me and Charlie Lang. And he's not a saint... 我和他之间什么也没有发生 而且他也不是什么圣人
...he's just simply a decent human being. Something you couldn't possibly-- 他只是一个普通的体面人 你这种人一辈子也不可能做到
If you eat one more of those nuts, I swear to you.... 如果你再吃一个 我发誓
- Are you having an affair with this girl? - No, of course not. We just hang out together. - 你跟这个姑娘在搞婚外情吗 - 没有 当然没有 我们只是一起出去
You should've heard that Russian bitch downstairs, "Oh, your husband and that waitress." 你真应该听听楼下那个俄罗斯婆子说的 你丈夫和女招待如何如何
But, okay, what's the real issue here? 但是 好了 我们到底在这争论什么
What's happening between us, or what some idiot neighbor thinks? 我们之间是怎么回事 楼下那些傻瓜邻居又与我们何干
It's been like a cold war here. And every time I've tried to talk about it, you-- 这里就像冷战似的 每当我想跟你谈谈 你总是
- All I have done is tried to make you happy. - No, that's not all you've tried to do. - 我所做的只是想让你开心 - 不 你根本没有那样做
I used to come home at night, and you'd throw your arms around me. 以前我晚上回来 你总是跑过来拥抱我
You'd kiss me and say, "How was your day?" When's the last time that happened? 你吻我 还问我今天过得怎样 你上次这样做是什么时候？
Five years ago? 五年前吗
- I have no idea. It's not important. - No, but it is important. - 我想不起来了 这不重要 - 不 这很重要
It's history. 已经成为历史了
- You go around with this girl. - I'm not having an affair. - 你现在围着那个女孩转 - 我没有和她搞婚外情
This thing between you and the cop, frankly, it's none of my business. 你跟那个警察的事 坦率地说我并不关心
But there is one thing that's very important, and it's this. 但是有一件非常重要的事情 那就是
Don't be afraid. 别害怕
"The Eddie Biasi Players." 艾迪·比亚西赌场
You want money. Of course you want money. 你想要钱 当然了 你是想要钱
Just 50 grand in seed money. And then we're off and running. 仅仅只要五万块 然后我们就互不相干
Okay, honey, look. Picture this, picture this. Please, please. 好吧 宝贝儿 看 在这儿 签字吧
Of course not. Not you, not Mr. Saintly. You're too good to have an affair. 当然没有 你没有 圣人先生没有 你太神圣了 不会发生婚外情
Oh, God, Charlie. I'm just so sick of it. Your niceness and your decency. 噢 上帝 查理 我受够了你所谓的正派礼仪
But you wanna know what? 但是你知道你是什么吗
You're nothing. You're a working-class stiff. You are blue collar all the way. 你什么都不是 你只是个会打工的笨蛋 一辈子都是蓝领
I'm not gonna change, Muriel. 我不想改变 穆丽儿
I know. 我知道
- So I want a divorce. - You want a divorce? - 所以 我要离婚 - 你想离婚
As soon as possible. 越快越好
I have wings, Charlie. I want to fly. 我的翅膀硬了 查理 我要单飞
Honey? Honey? 甜心 甜心
All right, look, babe, the bottom line is, I'm sticking around-- 好吧 你看 底线是 我就粘在这儿
Which I have a right to do. --until you kick in. 直到你同意
Well, you stick around, because I am out of here. 你粘在这儿吧 我走 我不想再看到你
- Where are you going, big shot? - Get away from that door. - 你要去哪儿 大人物 - 让开
Where are you going? The Plaza? 你要去哪儿 广场酒店吗
-Yeah, the Plaza. - Really? - 没错 广场酒店 - 当真
Really. And if you're still here when I get back, I'm calling the cops. 当然是真的 我回来的时候如果你还在这里 我就报警
And believe me, I am now in a position to get them to come. 相信我 现在我有这个资格让他们来
- Where you going? - A hotel. - 你去哪儿 - 旅馆
- You mean, you and her? - We're history. - 你的意思是 你和她 - 我们完了
- Can't say I'm surprised. - No? It's funny, I am. - 不能说我很惊讶 - 没关系 我很可笑吧 我是很可笑
No matter what comes before, you just don't expect this. 不管以前发生过什么 只是不希望会这样
- What hotel, Charlie? What if I wanna call you? - I'll be at the Holiday Inn on Ninth. - 哪个旅馆 查理 如果我要找你呢 - 第九大道的假日旅社
- Holiday Inn? - Yeah. - 假日旅社 - 是啊
- Charlie, you won the lottery. - Yeah? - 查理 拜托 你中了头彩哎 - 那又怎样
One night at least, stay at the Plaza. 你起码去广场酒店待一晚上吧
Maybe I will. You're a real pal, you know that? 也许我会的 你可真够哥们 知道吗
I'll see you guys. 我会来看你们
- Good evening. - Good evening. - 晚上好 - 晚上好
- I'd like to get a room. - Yes, ma'am. - 我想要一个房间 - 好的 女士
I'm not that waitress, if that's what you're thinking. 我不是那个女招待 如果你那么想的话
I didn't think so. 我没有那么想
- Single or double? - A single. - 单人间还是双人间 - 单人
- Smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking. - 吸烟不吸烟 - 不吸烟
Sir, can I help you? 先生 需要我帮忙吗
- He moved back in. - She threw me out. - 他搬回来了 - 她把我赶出来了
Eight-11 is this way, ma'am. 8-11号房从这边走 女士
Sir? If you'll just follow me. 先生 请您跟我来
- That was the cop. - That's the waitress. - 他就是那个警察吧 - 还有那个女招待
Checked your bathroom yet? There's a robe in it. 看过你的盥洗室了没有 那儿准备了浴袍
- Are you serious? - Swear to God. - 真的吗 - 对天发誓
- Well, good night. - Come in. - 呃 晚安 - 请进来吧
Come in. 请进
Thanks. 谢谢
Unbelievable. Your room is exactly like mine, exactly like mine, except it's a different color. 难以置信 你的房间和我的一模一样 就颜色有点不同
They really.... I mean.... 他们真的 我的意思是
Hey, would you like some fruit? 想吃点水果吗
You have some in your.... Every room in this hotel probably has fruit. 你的房间也有 这家酒店的每间客房应该都有水果
It's amazing. 真是太棒了
- There's really a robe in there? - Terry cloth. - 那儿真的有浴袍吗 - 还是棉布的
Nice. Really nice. 相当不错
It's for sale. You can buy it for like $100 or something. I think it's $100, yeah. 是卖的 你可以花一百块钱买一件 我想是一百块钱
I'll do it. 我会买一件
I'll split it with you. That way we can share it. 那我出一半的钱吧 这样我们就可以合着用它
You can have it one month, and I'll take it one month. 你用一个月 我用一个月
Or every other day, or weekends. 或者每天换一次 或者每周换一次
- Or we could get two. - We could do that. - 或者我们买两件 - 我们可以
- Why am I so nervous? - I don't know. - 我怎么会这么紧张呢 - 我不知道
- We've spent so much time together. - Maybe that's why. - 我们认识很长时间了 - 也许就是因为这个
- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨
Here we go. 我们走吧
There they are. 他们在那儿
- This is unbelievable. - Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. - 真不敢相信 - 放松点 先生们
- I mean, I've seen some offices. - Walter, please. - 我见过许多大办公室 - 沃尔特 拜托
Boy, these guys must charge you an arm and a leg. 天呐 这种地方肯定收费不菲
Why don't you sit down? 你干嘛不坐下
Just the chairs, Charlie. 看看这椅子 查理
- Would you like a glass of water? - Real leather. I thought so. - 你要来杯水吗 - 我想一定是真皮的
- Where's Muriel? - Mrs. Lang just stepped out. - 穆丽儿在哪儿 - 兰太太刚出来
And here she is. 她来了
- You had them done. - Had what done? - 你果然那样做了 - 做什么了
- Can we proceed please? - What did she have done? - 可以开始了吗 - 什么 她做什么了
What's the mystery? 有什么好神秘的
- I'll tell you later. - I'm your lawyer. - 我一会儿告诉你 - 我是你的律师
As they say in Hollywood, let's cut to the chase. 就像人们在好莱坞说的一样 让我们结束这段故事吧
It is our contention that there be no division of the lottery money. 彩票奖金 我们认为不应该分
This was Mrs. Lang's ticket. 因为这是兰太太的彩票
- That's completely unacceptable. - It's all right. - 这是完全不能接受的 - 我接受
- She can have my half. - What? - 她可以拿走我的那一半 - 什么
Come here. 过来
Are you nuts? Why are you giving this away without a fight? 你是傻子吗 你为什么不争取就放弃
She can have my half, period. I don't wanna discuss it. 她拿走我那一半好了 就这样吧 我不想再讨论这个问题
Don't wanna discuss it? You're talking a million dollars. 不想讨论这个问题 你所说的是一百万美元啊
Walter, please. 沃尔特 行了
You gotta be kidding me. 你在跟我开玩笑吧
- We concede the point. - That's a very mature attitude. - 在这一点上我们让步 - 这是非常成熟慎重的态度
It'll certainly help speed things right along. 这肯定会让问题尽快正确解决
Well, now, as to their pre-lottery holdings... 那么 现在 关于他们中彩前的财产
...we have a bank account here totaling... 这里有份银行账户清单
...$3611. I insist we split this 50-50. 一共有三千六百一十一美元 我建议对半分
Chump change. 傻瓜开窍了啊
Well, that's basically it. There's furnishings, some good linens. 好 基本就是这样 还有一些家具 一些亚麻布被单
Not quite accurate, Mr. Zakuto. 这些不太重要 查库图先生
We are also attaching the monies given by Mr. Lang to Miss Biasi. 我们要讨论一下 兰先生分给比亚西小姐的款项
- What? No. - That is out of bounds. - 什么 不行 - 这太过分了
Mr. Lang volunteered his wife's earnings from the lottery... 兰先生未经妻子同意
...without her consent or previous knowledge. 擅自处理兰太太的彩票所得
That's horrible, Muriel. For God's sake. Please, think about what you're doing. 这太过分了 穆丽儿 看在上帝的份上 想想你在做什么
We have every reason to believe that he and Miss Biasi... 我们有理由相信 他和比亚西小姐
...have had a long-standing relationship... 有着长期的情人关系
...that he deliberately deceived his wife about. 然后他故意欺骗了他的妻子
And toward that end... 为此
- ...we have drafted this letter to Miss Biasi... - Come on! - 我们已经起草了针对比亚西小姐的诉讼单 - 卑鄙
...demanding that she return the money... 要求她归还这笔钱
...immediately and in full, or face substantial penalties and damages. 立即全部归还 否则将面临巨额赔偿和罚款
- I can't believe this. - I can't listen to this screaming. - 简直难以置信 - 我无法再忍受他大叫大闹了
- Our whole marriage was like this. - It was not like this! - 我们的婚姻一直这样 - 事实并不是这样
Why are you doing this? 你为什么要这样做
Just to get even with Yvonne? She didn't do anything wrong. 你想从伊芳那里得到什么 她没做错任何事
I am tired of this physical abuse from you. Did you see that? 我已经对你的虐待感到麻木了 你们看见了吗
If you fellows need a cab, my secretary will call one. 如果你们要一辆出租车 我的秘书会帮你们
How am I going to say this to Yvonne? How am I gonna tell her? 我应该怎么和伊芳说呢 我该怎么告诉她呢
Charlie, you're not gonna like this, but you're gonna have to stop seeing her for a while. 查理 这样不行 这段时间你必须停止和她见面
Hi. This is Yvonne Biasi. I'm not at home right now. 嗨 我是伊芳·比亚西 现在不在家
Please leave a message after the beep. Thanks so much. 请在哔声后留言 非常感谢
Yvonne, I just wanted to say I'm thinking about you. 伊芳 我只想说我很担心你
And we're gonna win this thing, because it's right. Don't think any of this is your fault. It isn't. 我们会赢的 因为我们是对的 别认为这是你的错 根本不是
If you need me, I'll be at Bo's, 555-3840. I guess I'll see you in court. 我在鲍的家里 有事就打555-3840 看来我只能在法庭上再见到你了
Well, I hope you don't mind sleeping on the floor. 希望你不介意睡在地板上
Oh, no, thank you. 噢 当然不会 谢谢
There's beer in the fridge, and the TV's there. 冰箱里有啤酒 电视机在那里
Sure is nice of you to let me use your Barney blanket, Tracey. 特蕾西 谢谢你让我用你的毛毯
That's okay. 这没关系
- Good night. - Good night, Gail. I'm sorry. - 晚安 - 晚安 盖尔 我很抱歉
Don't worry about it, man. 别担心 哥们
Thanks. 谢谢
"The trial, which has attracted citywide interest... 这个轰动全城的诉讼
...begins in civil court this morning at 9:30." 将于今天上午九点半在民事法庭开庭审理
- This whole thing is unbelievable. - My money's on Yvonne. - 整件事情都太离奇了 - 我相信钱会归伊芳
God, I hope so. 上帝 我也希望如此
Now, Mrs. Lang, what are the numbers for your birthday? 兰太太 请问你的生日是哪天
Twelve, 16, 64. 64年12月16日
And the numbers for your anniversary, my dear? 那么结婚纪念日呢 亲爱的
Six, 26, 84. 84年6月26日
Six, 26.... 6月26日
Did I hear 26? 我听到的是26吗
Twenty-six? 二十六吗
As a matter of fact, Mrs. Lang, weren't you married on the 27th? 而事实上 兰太太 你不是27号结婚的吗
- Yes. - So your husband picked the 26 on his own? - 是的 - 所以 是你丈夫自己选择的26
- Objection. What's the point? - The point is, counselor... - 反对 这问题有什么意义 - 关键在于 辩护律师
...the point is, Your Honor, I am demonstrating... 重点是 法官大人 我将证明
...that Mr. Lang is responsible for the winning ticket. 是因为兰先生的选择 彩票才中了奖
Overruled. 反对无效
So, Mrs. Lang, your husband picked the 26th on his own, correct? 那么 兰太太 是你的丈夫自己选择了属于他的26号 对吗
- No. - No? - 不对 - 不对吗
Mrs. Lang, there was you, there was your husband. 兰太太 当时你和你丈夫在一起
Could you kindly tell us who else was there that morning? 你可以告诉我们 那天早上还有谁和你们在一起吗
My dead father. 我死去的父亲
- Excuse me? - My dead father, God rest his soul. - 抱歉 能说清楚些吗 - 我死去的父亲 上帝宽恕他的灵魂
Quiet, please. 请肃静
He came to me in a dream. "Baby," he says, as he was floating out the window. 他进入我的梦里 他边说边飘上窗口 宝贝儿
You know, he had these big wings, you know, like angel wings. 他有一双大翅膀 你知道 像天使一样的翅膀
Oh, my God. They were the perfect color of white leather. 噢 我的上帝啊 穿着完美的白色长袍
Anyway, he says, "Baby, it's time to go to the church. 他说 宝贝儿 该去教堂了
You gotta hurry up or you're gonna be late." 你得快点 否则你就要迟到了
To my shock and surprise, I'm standing there in my wedding gown. 太让我震惊了 那时我正穿着婚纱站在那儿
So I was running down Queen's Boulevard, through Flatbush. 所以我跑过了皇后大街 穿过弗拉特布什大街
Even though Queen's Boulevard doesn't run through Flatbush. 跑过皇后大街 穿过了弗拉特布什大街之后
I came to the church: St. Catherine's of the Holy Lotto. 我来到教堂 好来乐透的圣凯瑟琳教堂
And then I realized I wasn't late, I was a whole day early. 我不但没有迟到 还早到了整整一天
God, I wanted to die. 天啊 我真该死
Then my father, you know, he was there, he was standing right next to me. 他在那里 知道吗 我父亲就站在我边上
And he says, "Little girl, don't cry. 他说 孩子 别哭
Because to me, your anniversary will always be on the 26th." 对我来说 你的结婚纪念日就是26号
「穆丽儿的先父托梦造就彩票赢家」
Mr. Lang. 兰先生
Have you ever purchased nail-polish remover for your wife? 你为你太太买过指甲油吗
Quiet, please. 肃静
Nail-polish remover? 洗甲水呢
- A couple of times, I guess. - And you paid for it? - 我想有几次吧 - 你付钱买的吗
- Sure. - Did you therefore consider it yours? - 当然 - 因此你就认为它们就是属于你的啦
No, I guess I didn't. 不 我不这么想
Isn't it true that you forced your wife to split the ticket with Miss Biasi? 你真的强迫过你太太与比亚西小姐平分奖金吗
I only said we should do the right thing. 我只是说 我们应该做正确的事
- Mr. Lang, were you wearing a gun at the time? - No. Of course not. - 兰先生 那时你带着枪吗 - 没有 当然没有
- You hit her, didn't you, Mr. Lang? - I never, ever-- - 你打她了 是吗 兰先生 - 我没有 从来没有
You are under oath, Mr. Lang. 你可是宣过誓的 兰先生
- Okay, once I grabbed her arm-- - No further questions. - 好吧 有一次我抓住她的胳膊 - 没有其它问题了
「彩票警察殴打妻子」
Your witness, counselor. 你的证人 律师
Miss Biasi. Would you describe your financial circumstances... 比亚西小姐 请你描述一下
...before Mr. Lang was kind enough to offer you half his wife's winning ticket? 兰先生分给你一半属于他太太的奖金之前的财务状况
I was struggling to make ends meet. 我尽量努力 但还是入不敷出
Isn't it a fact you owed $12,000 on your MasterCard? 万事达信用卡上还欠着一万两千美元是属实的吧
- That's because my ex-husband-- - Just answer yes or no. - 那是我前夫欠的 - 只需回答是或否
Technically, yes. But that's not because I had overspent. 理论上来说 是的 但我从来没有透支过
And isn't it also a fact that you filed for bankruptcy... 而且是在你破产的同一天
...on the very day Mr. Lang offered to split the ticket? 也是在这一天 兰先生承诺会分给你一半奖金的吧
Yes. But that was just fate. 是的 不过 那只是巧合
- Right, fate. - Yes. Really. - 是啊 巧合 - 是的 真的
Let me ask you, what was your relationship... 我来问你 当兰先生提出
...with Mr. Lang at the time he offered to share his wife's ticket with you? 把妻子的奖金分给你一半的时候 你们之间是什么关系
- I'd never met him before. - Really? - 我从来没有见过他 - 真的吗
Yes, really. 是真的
Describe your relationship with Mr. Lang today. 描述一下现在你和兰先生的关系
I love him more than anything in the world. 我爱他 胜过世间的一切
Which is why you went running off to the Plaza with him... 所以那天你去酒店和他会面
...on the day he separated from his wife. 这也是他离开他太太的原因
- Objection. What is the relevancy of this? - Motivation. - 反对 这有什么关系 - 动机
What motivation? 什么动机
Mrs. Lang had thrown Mr. Lang out of the house, the marriage was in complete disarray. 兰太太把他赶出家门 婚姻走到尽头了
- Overruled. - If you're implying what I think-- - 反对无效 - 如果你是暗示我是个
Miss Biasi. 比亚西小姐
They're trying to make me into a gold digger. Him, the media. 他们企图把我说成是一个骗子 他 还有媒体
Miss Biasi. Control yourself, please. 比亚西小姐 请控制一下情绪
I've worked my whole life. And finally something wonderful happened to me. 我一直都在努力工作 终于意外地迎来异常奇妙的一刻
I met a man who was intelligent and kind and full of compassion. 我遇到了一个聪明 善良而且充满爱心的男人
Just the experience of knowing him has changed my life. It's not the money. 认识他已经改变了我的生活 这绝不是钱的问题
It's because he made me believe again people were fundamentally decent. 这是因为他使我 再次从根本上相信 人性依然是善良的
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some lawyer make our relationship look ugly. 我不想让什么律师 歪曲我们的关系 丑化这份感情
Are you divorced? 你离婚了吗
No. 没有
You're married to one man, and you're in love with another. 就是说你和一个人结婚了 却又爱上另一个
- It's only because I couldn't afford to get divorced. - Well, that's convenient. - 这只是因为我付不起离婚费用 - 好啊 这理由方便
In dramatic testimony, Yvonne Biasi was depicted by Muriel Lang's attorney... 在戏剧性的证词里 伊芳·比亚西被穆丽儿的律师描述成
...as a gold-digger and nymphomaniac. A verdict was expected by this evening. 一个淫荡的金钱诈骗犯 本案预计今天晚上作出裁决
- Has the jury reached a verdict? - We have, Your Honor. - 陪审团作出裁决了吗 - 是的 法官大人
What say you? 宣读吧
We rule in favor of the plaintiff, Mrs. Muriel Lang, on all counts. 我们一致认为 原告穆丽儿·兰太太胜诉
The court would like to thank the jury for its service in this difficult case. 法庭对陪审团在这困难的情况下所作的努力表示感谢
Court is dismissed. 退庭
- About the reports of Yvonne's adultery-- - Shut up about her. - 关于你和伊芳的通奸 - 别再侮辱她
She's down there. 她在下面
Yvonne! 伊芳
- Mrs. Lang? Your reaction to the verdict? - Justice was done. - 兰太太 你对裁决有什么看法 - 非常公正
Don't you believe that the good deeds of your husband--? 难道你不认为你丈夫所做的是好事吗
This is not a press conference. The verdict is in. We're happy, that's all. 这不是记者招待会 法庭的裁决很公正 我们很高兴 就这样
Very happy. 非常满意
「警察与女招待败诉」
I don't even know where she is. 我都不知道她在哪里
Look, you'll be a cop again. It's what you love. 瞧 你还可以回来做警察 这是你喜欢的事
I'll be all right. 我会没事的
Hello? 有人吗
Is anyone here? 有人在吗
Go away. 走吧
Yvonne. 伊芳
- No. You don't wanna be with me. - What are you talking about? - 不 你不会想再和我在一起的 - 你说什么呢
- I love you. - No. Don't you get it? - 我爱你 - 不 你还不明白吗
I've ruined your life. 我毁了你的生活
Are you crazy? These past couple of days, I felt like half of me was missing. 你疯了吗 没有你在的这些日子 我感觉自己像丢了魂似的
You won $4 million in the lottery. Do you know what an amazing gift that is? 你中了四百万美元啊 你知道这是多么惊人的一份厚礼吗
And because of me you have nothing. 而现在 因为我 你什么都没有了
Because of you, I have you. Why can't you understand that? 正是因为你 我爱你 难道你还不明白吗
If you don't want me, that's different. 如果你不想要我 这是另一回事
If you don't want me, I'll walk right out that door, and you'll never see me again. 如果你不要我 我会走出这道门 你永远都不会再见到我
But please stop talking about the money. It means nothing to me. 但是别再说什么钱 钱对我没有任何意义
Do you want me to go? 你希望我走吗
No. 不
Never. 永远不
Never, never. 永远别走 永远
You have to excuse me sometimes, it's just... 有些时候你该原谅我 因为
...nobody ever loved me before. 从来没有人这样爱过我
- I guess he wants some food. - Shall we invite him in? - 我想他可能想找点吃的 - 我们让他进来吧
Why not? 为什么不呢
We should leave New York. 我们应该离开纽约
I mean, we're like freaks here. 我的意思是 我们在这里都成怪物了
I've got a cousin that lives in Buffalo. 我有个远亲住在水牛城
He keeps asking me to visit. 他一直叫我过去
Maybe we can stay there for a while. 也许我们可以在那儿呆上一阵子
I could join the Buffalo force. 我可以在水牛城当警察
I could be a Buffalo waitress. 我可以在水牛城做女招待
Tonight I, Angel Dupree, a photographer for the New York Post for 10 years... 今晚 我 安吉尔·杜普里 一个从业十年的纽约邮报摄影记者
...had the opportunity to study grace and generosity under the direst of circumstances. 有机会在恶劣的天气里 感受到什么是真正的乐善好施
「纽约邮报」
「黑暗时刻的温情」
Even in their darkest hour, the stalwart Officer Lang and the good-hearted Miss Biasi... 即使他们非常困难 这位勇敢的兰警官和好心肠的比亚西小姐
...shared a bowl of soup with me. 仍然让我享受了一碗美味的热汤
When I left, this Good Samaritan gave me money from his own pocket... 临走时 这位好心人还从他口袋里掏钱给我
...wishing it could be more. 还希望我别嫌少
- "Mail it to Yvonne's Coffee Shop." - It's a good idea. - 请寄往摩尔北街 伊芳咖啡馆 - 这是一个好主意
It's a great idea. 这个主意棒极了
I just want to make one stop. 我就看一眼
- Sweetie. - I'm okay, I'm okay. - 亲爱的 - 我挺好 我挺好
- I knew this was a bad idea. - No, I just wanted to see it again. - 我看这样不太好 - 没关系 我只是想再看看
Why is the gate open? 门怎么开了
I don't know. Well, Carol has a key. 我不知道 嗯 卡洛儿有钥匙
The door's stuck. 门被顶住了
- What is this? - It must be some kind of a mistake. - 这是什么 - 谁弄错了吧
- "The Good Samaritan's Fund." - "Lotto Lovers." - 好撒玛利亚人关怀基金 - 彩票情侣
"Yvonne's Coffee Shop." 寄给伊芳咖啡馆
- It's 5 dollars. - Oh, come on. No. - 这儿有五美元 - 噢 怎么回事 不对吧
"There should be more people in the world like you. Ethel from Staten Island." 世上应该有越来越多像你们这样的人 斯泰登岛 艾瑟儿寄
Here's a check for 10. 这是一张十美元的支票
This is all for us. Oh, Charlie. 这些都是给我们的 噢 查理
「捐给查理和伊芳」
"You are an example to all of us. Betty and Phil, the Bronx." 你们为大家树立了好榜样 布朗克斯区 贝蒂和菲尔
"We are hoping you will have a wonderful future. The Garcias, Long Island City." 我们希望你们拥有美好的未来 长岛 加西亚一家
It took Charlie and Yvonne three days to open all their mail. 他们花了三天时间 来整理这些邮件
And when they were done, New York had given them a $600,000 tip. 结果他们发现 纽约城给了他们六十万美元小费
Charlie happily went back to the force. 查理又高兴地回到了警队
「物业产权证」
Yvonne got her coffee shop back. 伊芳赎回了她的咖啡馆
Eddie could only get work driving a cab. 艾迪只找到一份开出租车的工作
And Muriel. She married Jack Gross... 还有穆丽儿 她嫁给了杰克·格罗斯
...who cleaned out their checking account and fled the country. 那家伙卷走了她所有的钱后 就逃到了国外
Muriel lives in the Bronx with her mother now and works in a nail salon. 穆丽儿现在和她母亲住在布朗克斯区 她在一家美甲店里打工
Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne all lived in a city... 在查理 穆丽儿和伊芳生活的这座城市里
...where people prayed for miracles every day. And sometimes they happened. 人们每天都期盼着奇迹发生 有时候 奇迹确实发生了
「警察迎娶女招待」
剧 终
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